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The Hot Jordan

01AwcAXyepLFcAAAABAAAAAAAAAAA_.jpgEverything's so hot. Price all naik, all hot hot. Must have more coins nowadays, makes my purse very heavy. I hot lah. Summer in Jordan so hot lah i tell you. Go everywhere also people hot hot one. Say something not nice, people go hot very easy one. The ladies ar become hotter. Very best. Men get hot lah. All bcos of the weather, their mind go hot hot one. Men blame ladies, ladies blame weather. Say something cool, everybody acts so hot one. Cos summer maa that's why act hot. Sunglasses and all. Hot lah tu, macho man. The bigger the shades, the hotter you see. So everybody also don't mind one wear big big shades, hot maa. Protect the eyes. So lets protect the eyes lah. Lets wear Ray Ban, don't shy shy one. Internet house now like chipsmore, makes me and everyone in this building hot. Nak open homepage also take one hour, hot like crazy lah us. Wanna go report at Daddy Abusamah, later he also become hot cos we always kacau him. Better not play a fool during summer when everybody's so hot. So lets drink water frequently this summer i think. Shower twice everyday to avoid orang sebelah hot at us. Don't wear perfume too much, cos sweat and perfume don't go along very well i tell you. Har, lets hope we all have good memories for faces, so that we'll remember how our faces were before summer started. Must wear sunblock you know, you care or not must wear one, cos now ah over-exposure like very intense one can cos cancer. Don't play play with the sun seriously. Yar lar the sun prefers those with low melanin, but don't gamble lah, if you put sunblock tak rugi what. But after summer if skin color becomes lain, don't worry, cos like Michael Jackson said, " if you're thinking about being my baby, it don't matter you're black or white ".

Posted on Sunday, June 29, 2008 at 08:19PM by Registered CommenterHedaya in | Comments15 Comments

The Evil G

Evil%20G.jpgI have to admit that i am guilty of liking G, the most evil person everh. Michelle Trachtenberg who plays Georgina in Gossip Girl is a piece of work and hey the perfect thing is, she's good at what she's playing. Only God knows why i could be falling for her character, and maybe my ex-bff would have guessed why too but let's not go all nostalgic. At first i thought i see myself more in Blair, but now i think i know better.

 

A week to go before i'll be having guests around. Have got to study. Tick tock tick tock.    

Posted on Saturday, May 3, 2008 at 06:45PM by Registered CommenterHedaya in | Comments21 Comments

The Activity Calorie Calculator

I wanted to figure out how many calories i'm burning during various activities. This is what i got.

Weight: 130 pounds

Activity: Cooking and food preparation
Duration: 90 minutes
Total Calories Burned: 221

Activity: Walking (moderate pace)
Duration: 30 minutes
Total Calories Burned: 88

Activity: Walking (fast pace)
Duration: 30 minutes
Total Calories Burned: 103

Activity: Vacuuming
Duration: 15 minutes
Total Calories Burned: 36

Activity: Swimming (moderate effort)
Duration: 120 minutes
Total Calories Burned: 945

Activity: Stair-climbing
Duration: 15 minutes
Total Calories Burned: 118

Activity: Ironing
Duration: 5 minutes
Total Calories Burned: 11

Activity: Moving furniture
Duration: 30 minutes
Total Calories Burned: 177

Activity: Grocery shopping
Duration: 15 minutes
Total Calories Burned: 51

Activity: Scrubbing floors
Duration: 30 minutes
Total Calories Burned: 162

Activity: Bowling
Duration: 30 minutes
Total Calories Burned: 88

nyum.jpgThen i wanted to know how many calories i need. Here's what i got.

You need 1917 calories during a typical day. [Remember that this estimate is based on your body weight, height, age, gender, and your average level of activity.]

On active days, you'll need more calories, so it's okay to eat a little more than you would on an average day. But on more sedentary days, you may want to reduce your calorie intake. If you want to lose weight, try to stay below your calorie needs or increase your activity level. However, make sure you are eating nutritious meals and not restricting your calories too much - eating too little or losing weight rapidly can be unhealthy and dangerous.

So Popeye anybody?

Posted on Tuesday, April 29, 2008 at 09:16PM by Registered CommenterHedaya in | Comments3 Comments

The Motive

I've got a theory.

If a person who never before appreciates you for all these years you've known each other. Then ironically she just does out of a sudden. There's a motive involved.

And now all i could think of, is that i just want to get a degree & leave this place. And hopefully dedicate my time in refugee camps where i shall need not work with people who get under my skin this much. Sometimes i wonder if Kak J.e  had more of this during her time that made her turned the way she was. If she had, i now know how she must have felt. This thing could change a person automatically. I didn't understand how it would at first. It's unexplainable but showable. 

In the series Charmed i came across years ago, based on my memory, there was this scene when Leo, the whitelighter & Cole, the demon had to go against each other. Between them was a fire & they fought around it. Cole who was known to have skills with fire got stronger every second unlike Leo who got weaker. And the episode ended with Cole laughing and Leo lying on the floor. I think Cole was given an advantage, but if Leo would have gotten some light, he would have made it far. I'm not heroic at shooting arrows up straight to the nose but i think this scene in Charmed, gives quite a picture that we all humans should have known since we were little.

Which is just like a tip i learn from my mother everytime i call her if i'm not sure how to cook something. Whatever you're cooking, you have got to know how much time & how big the fire should be to cook it, so it will be nicely cooked & turns out how you imagined it to be. Remember, don't overcook it though, it always goes to waste.

I bet most of you have no idea what i'm talking about in this entry. You'd probably go " Why is Hedaya rambling bout Charmed? " ,"And who is Kak J.e? ", " From Charmed to how to cook a meal? ", " What has the motive got to do with any of this? ". I know i know the least i can do is to come up with an understandable entry after the exam right? Well there's always a first time in everything. And i don't want to brood about what just happened. Because of what happened, i think i've turned into a person who doesn't want to know anything anymore. If i don't know then i will not brood. If i don't hear, i will be fine. I swear i do not give a darn thing anymore. There i said it.

I'm officially done with this pushy society.

 

 

 

 

 

When Amanda suddenly pushed Ava while she was ironing. Amanda didn't say sorry.

Ava said, "Say excuse me".

Amanda said, " But i don't want to be excused".

Ava replied, " Okay, it's on".

Posted on Monday, April 21, 2008 at 03:55AM by Registered CommenterHedaya in | Comments13 Comments

The Notice

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Posted on Saturday, April 12, 2008 at 08:40PM by Registered CommenterHedaya in | Comments6 Comments
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